Imagine Ryan debating Joe Biden
Yeah, imagine it. This clown has been lulled into a false sense of security by Joe Biden’s many gaffes, but if there is one thing Biden does well it’s sell that workin’ stiff schtick. He’ll talk about how he worked himself up from nothing, commuting on the train every day, catching emotion in his throat every so often, then point out how Ryan will take away grandma’s Medicare and force her to walk to the Ryancare Vouch-O-Rama every month where she can trade in her Ryancare scrip for cigarettes and Advil. Then when Ryan retorts that his magical Land-O-Vouchers will unleash the hounds of the free market Biden will point out that the vast sums of money being transferred to Mitt Romney’s buddies won’t have time to trickle down to grandma before she dies penniless and gasping for oxygen.
